Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Great news!

I woke up this morning and found out I now own one of the biggest insurance companies in the world!

Whoo-hoo!

My first action as owner is a sweetheart deal--lower insurance rates on the coverage area of your choice (home, fire, car, etc.) for all my readers!

Stay tuned: I get the feeling I'm about to acquire an ownership interest in three Detroit automakers, too.

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