My Chattel.

Here's one for the baby's photo album.

You realize, Ms. Slogan is probably feeling her baby move.

Inexplicably, that doesn't matter.

I do not understand, and I do not want to understand.

In 40-50 years, the adult offspring will be making the woman's medical decisions for her.

Perhaps cooing "my choice" as he or she signs off on not having dear ol' mom treated for her expensive, estate-draining medical condition.