Another boy threatened by an example of a real man weighs in.

Ted Rall, naturally. You know, the guy who also mocked the 9/11 widows.

Actually, here's the prosecution brief proving his eternal crapitude. For my money, making fun of Marianne Pearl after her husband's throat was slashed on video puts you in the realm of Nazi cartooning. I think he'd have been quite welcome as the house hack at Volkishe Beobachter--and comfortable, too, if the money was right.

Imagine a far less (!) talented Garry Trudeau crossed with Noam Chomsky, and you've pretty well nailed it.

I can't think of a more appalling sack of offal working in major media.

That's saying something, when you think about it.