For you, maybe.

"Let's face it, there really is nothing more sensual than caressing someone's mind," said Paul Holdengräber, who launched the library's live lecture series that is now a staple of New York's "intellidating" scene.

Oh, how The Big Lebowski quotes bounce across the synapses when faced with pseudo-profundity like this...

"Paulie, you're out of your element!"

or

"That's, like, your opinion, man."

or

"Is this your homework, Paulie?"

or

"This is not 'Nam, this is dating. There are rules."

Ultimately, I'll just have to "Mark it zero!"