So, Edwards decided to keep the Rantz Girlz.

John Edwards--personally opposed to speculating about aborting Jesus.

Like this isn't going to be turned into push-poll material by his primary opponents.

"Did you know that John Edwards employs a spokesperson who calls Christians 'godbags,' calls Christ 'Jeebus,' and suggested the Virgin Mary should have taken 'Plan B' medication?"

I'll say one thing for Edwards, though--he's a genuine miracle worker. He's convinced me to sling a little cash over to Hillary Clinton's Michigan campaign.

Oh, and I do believe them when they say they didn't intend to malign anyone's faith: given their track records, by now it has to be an ingrained reflex.