Tuesday, January 09, 2007

FLEE TO EUROPE! STOCKPILE YOUR PORN! IT'S THE HANDMAID'S TALE COMING TRUE! THE AMERICAN TALIBAN ARE RISING TO POWER! THE FALWELL-ROBERTSON AXIS IS A HEARTBEAT AWAY FROM THE RED BUTTON! STOCKPILE YOUR PORN! THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT "ANOINTING" AND ARE CITING A BIBLICAL BOOK THAT ENDORSES THE SLAUGHTER OF ONE'S ENEMIES! THE THEOCRATS ARE COMING! STOCKPILE YOUR PORN!

Oh, wait--it's Jennifer Granholm.

Never mind.

[BTW, unless you've heard Bland Jen speak, you don't understand how hilarious the thunderous Biblical comparisons are. Let me put it this way: it's more than a little like heralding Mr. Whipple with Psalm 45.]

UPDATE: Oh, and please note that the Guv was actually anointed by the assembled reverendi. For those of you not in the know, the Hebrew word for anointed is "messiah." In Greek, it's "christos." Imagine the collective aneurysm if Jim Dobson and Fr. Neuhaus smeared a little sacred oil on Dubya's forehead. The assembled media horror chorus would sound like a 24/7 "This Is a Test of the Emergency Broadcast System" network.

Remember: "It's not a double standard if I'm doing it."

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