An even better way to hack off a pre-schooler.
Take a run at St. Nick:
Here comes sphagnum moss/
Here comes sphagnum moss/
Right down sphagnum moss lane...
"It's 'Santa Claus'!!!!"
My mom kept calling him "Dental Floss," and my horrified brother and I were sure that he was going to skip our house in retaliation.
Try it--works every time.
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