"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."
Eric Scheske has compiled an extensive list of Steven Wright lines. Enjoy!
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
A middle-aged husband, father, bibliophile and history enthusiast commenting to no one in particular.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
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