Upon receipt of protests of my Dan Maguire post and following some soul-searching, I feel morally obligated to issue apologies to the following:
1. To all members of the mustela nivalis family, more popularly known as the weasel:
2. To the makers of the Garden-Weasel:
I never meant to impugn such fine species/products by comparing either to an unrepentant whore for the abortion industry.