This kiosk will be inattentively manned for the following week. The Prices are enjoying things like clear skies, the sound of the wind rushing through the trees and the sound of telephones not ringing.
So as much as I'd like to swing a barstool in the comboxes below, I'll let you non-vacationing folks do that. Mike Denton, I'll have a response to your thoughtful criticism when I get back, if you're still interested at that point.
Oh, and here's a time-waster for the ages, and one sure to get you in the Christmas spirit.