Show of hands: Anyone else up for persecution of metrosexuals?

It's taking everything I have to chain my inner Spicoli to the floor. First it was man-purses. Then it was facials and pedicures.

Now, it's come to this:

Makeup for "men."

If you're caught wearing this stuff without (1) third degree burns or (2) an engraved invitation to a costume party that evening, your testicles should be put on an organ donor list. You obviously aren't using them.