I'm developing the chest cold from Hell.
It has a lot to do with the fact you could keep beef fresh in my office. No, we don't have climate controls in our suite, thank you. Yes, it's been reported. What happens is that maintenance types come in, note the gale pouring through the vents, tsk tsk, tap an index finger thoughtfully against their lips, and leave, never to return.
Anyway: anybody have any poultices, steamed concoctions, leeches, etc. you can recommend?