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Friday, November 29, 2002

For everything in life, there's a Monty Python reference.

Henry Kissinger has been appointed to head the 9/11 Commission? Uh...

Mickey Kaus explains in part why it's a bad, bad idea.

Christopher Hitchens files the prosecutor's brief.

And now for something completely different:

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams,
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your Machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain,
And short and fat and pushy
but at least you're not insane.
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
and wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes and your squishy nose
You're like a German par-a-keet
Alright so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler,
And bigger t--s than Cher
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
and wishing you were here


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