Looks like I'm going to have to spend my toilet paper and wipe with greenbacks.
Holy hyperinflation, Batman. Even the Times admits it's "creating vast new sums of money out of thin air."
Which, as even an economic illiterate can sense, drives down the value of the money already in circulation.
But at least we know the President thinks the Tarheels will win the NCAA tourney, so we got that going for us.
[Belated h/t to RSM, whose "Weimar America" line is so unnerving I'm going to rip it off.]