Being Kevin Federline's attorney.
I could bounce around the courtroom on a pogo stick.
I could attend garbed in a "Kiss Me--I'm Welsh!" t-shirt, powder-blue leisure suit pants and a derby that looks like it was made out of the fuzzy dice hanging in a '77 Firebird.
I could write my motions entirely in Esperanto.
I could use a horn to object to Spears' attorney's arguments.
And I'd still win. In a walkover.
chun-ga chun-ga chun-ga
"Your Honor, we believe that the custody arrangements are unfair to Ms. Spears--"
chun-ga HONKHONKHONK chun-ga chun-ga
"Sustained."
chun-ga chun-ga chun-ga
"Dankon, Jugi!"
chun-ga chun-ga
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