Tim McCarver, come back! All is forgiven!
Lou Pinella and Steve Lyons are making the Cards backstopper look like Ernie Harwell.
I don't think I've heard a more squirm-inducing sports broadcast in years. It's turning into performance art, lacking only chocolate pudding, quotes from Chomsky and government funding.
[Update: Originally, I said McCarver was a HoFer. Oops. Chris called me on it.
In my defense....
Give me some time--I'm thinking, I'm thinking....]