I'm here to help.
There has actually been some discussion among those who call themselves Michigan fans about whom they should be rooting for in the clash between Ohio State and Texas on Saturday.
It's simple. The only mindset for a true Wolverine fan is this:
If Hell fielded a college football team and it was playing Ohio State on Saturday, you still root against the Buckeyes.
Don't give me any of this "Big 10(11) solidarity" crap. We're not talking about Purdue here, you idiot. This is OSU.
Any further questions?