Here's where I get confused.

The same media mindset that reads Dark Age of Theocracy Now Descending into everything from intelligent design to the Pledge of Allegiance to Pat Robertson's leg press somehow manages to flip the switch from "Danger, Michael Newdow, Danger!" to "Siesta" when confronted by the baldly-stated beliefs of real theocrats.

Aren't you even a little curious? Just a little?

Helpful hint: it'll be too late to ask when you are strontium-laced air pollution drifting over the Atlantic.