Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Fun stock answers for common Pope-related questions.

Feel free to use them yourself!

1. "So, who do you want for Pope?"

Not sure--I'll let you know when I see the ballot.

2. "What are you looking for in the next Pope?"

A guy who looks good in the hat and is comfortable riding in the Popemobile. In other words, a good sense of balance.

3. "Don't you think the next Pope should 'get with the times?'"

Interesting question--let me answer it with another one: Do you think Pius XII should have "gotten with the times" from 1939-1944?

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