Fun stock answers for common Pope-related questions.
Feel free to use them yourself!
1. "So, who do you want for Pope?"
Not sure--I'll let you know when I see the ballot.
2. "What are you looking for in the next Pope?"
A guy who looks good in the hat and is comfortable riding in the Popemobile. In other words, a good sense of balance.
3. "Don't you think the next Pope should 'get with the times?'"
Interesting question--let me answer it with another one: Do you think Pius XII should have "gotten with the times" from 1939-1944?