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Ah, one of the joys of being Catholic...
I rated as a Bourbon: "You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (83), and liquor (60)."
Pretty accurate--I'm a beer man. 99th percentile, according to the test.
[Thanks to Erik and the still-underappreciated Eve. ]
P.S. Beware the logo--I couldn't get it to format properly on my blog. You may have the same problem.