Looks like I'll be prepaying for the prom now.
Apparently, Heather was watching Oprah yesterday, and it was a promotion piece for the Brad Pitt epic, Troy. This is probably garbled--especially Heather's dialogue--but everyone's napping right this minute, so I'll have to confirm/change the details later.
A still-bearded Eric Bana (he of Blackhawk Down and The Hulk) came on near the end, and Maddie asked:
"Who's he, Mama?"
Reply: "He's Eric Bana. He's an actor and a handsome man."
Maddie: "Handsome like my daddy?"
I'll be continuing the victory dance for the next few weeks, if you don't mind.