What can I say? He's one hell of a hockey player.
"Satan gets hat trick."
Actually, I've always felt a little sorry for the guy: a citizen of the Czech Republic, Satan (pronounced "Shuh-TAN") used to play for the defunct Detroit Vipers in the equally-defunct International Hockey League. It was evident early on that he was going straight to the NHL. He's done well since he got there.
Needless to say, local sportscasters on slow nights were quite thankful for his presence in Day-twah.
I think he got tired of the obvious puns, but a word of advice, if I may: lose the goatee.