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Thursday, July 16, 2009

I'm suffering from the sin of envy.

Jay Anderson gets way, way better weirdo commenters than I do.

This is a symphony of Catholic-bashing purple prose and a thundering fanfare of tinfoil-hattery.

These are actually consecutive sentences--or at least clauses--[WHIPLASH WARNING]:

NYC top drop outs: Hispanic 32%, Black 25%, Italian 20%. NYC top illegals: Ecuadorean, Italian, Polish. Ate glis-glis but blamed plague on others, now lettuce coli. Their bigotry most encouraged terror yet they reap most security funds. Rabbi circumcises lower, Pope upper brain. Tort explosion by glib casuistry. Hollywood Joe Kennedy had Bing Crosby proselytise. Bazelya 1992 case proves PLO-IRA-KLA links. Our enemy is the Bru666elles Sineurabia Axis and the only answer is alliance with Israel and India. They killed six million Jews, a million Serbs, half a million freemasons, a quarter million Gypsies, they guided the slaughter of Assyrians and Armenians, and promoted the art of genocide throughout the world.

He's trying to say something, I just know it.

It's like a glittering chandelier of crazy, and there's plenty more where that came from.

Come on, folks, step it up--I need a better grade of Bizarre around here, and the occasional flamethrowing driveby from VN contributors just isn't going to cut it any more.

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