Thanks to all who voted for my slogan in the Be Mean To Jennifer Lynch Contest!
I took second, so I'll be getting a pair of T-shirts to wear on my excursions across the Free Speech DMZ (a/k/a the Detroit River).
Big thanks also to Blazing Cat Fur for coming up with and hosting the contest.
Nevertheless, the fact that something like the CHRC could exist a stone's throw away makes me ever so glad for the following 45 words:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.