Chloe--there's no time!
OK--for those of you who have suspected that there's something else underlying the fits-and-starts nature of the blogging in these parts...
...you are correct.
Since Chris Johnson's let the cat out of the bag, I might as well own up--I spend a lot of time aiding fellow crusaders in the blogosphere in rooting out nefarious doings in matters ecclesiastical.
Get the whole scoop in four installments: First, Second, Third and Fourth.
[Many thanks to Chris, who honors me greatly with his adventure installments.
It's almost like fanfic.
Editor: You'd need "fans" for that.
I did say "almost."]