Chloe--there's no time!

OK--for those of you who have suspected that there's something else underlying the fits-and-starts nature of the blogging in these parts...

...you are correct.

Since Chris Johnson's let the cat out of the bag, I might as well own up--I spend a lot of time aiding fellow crusaders in the blogosphere in rooting out nefarious doings in matters ecclesiastical.

Get the whole scoop in four installments: First, Second, Third and Fourth.

[Many thanks to Chris, who honors me greatly with his adventure installments.

It's almost like fanfic.

Editor: You'd need "fans" for that.

Ah--fair point.

I did say "almost."]