Jonah Goldberg is not worthy.
From the Life Isn't Fair Dep't.: Mr. Goldberg will be interviewed for a documentary that will be on the Return of the King DVD. This despite his evident cluelessness about Tolkienology.
I'll bet he doesn't know the difference between Quenya and Sindarin, that he can't name the last king of Arthedain, the original name of the next-to-last king of Numenor, Elrond's brother, Aragorn's son or Arwen's maternal grandfather, and that he can't even spell, let alone identify, Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
I can do all these things (not to mention the serious caysh money spent on the extended-version DVDs), yet my phone does not ring for LOTR-related interviews.
I renounce you, Peter Jackson, and all your pomps and works! Fah. You're probably a frigging Buckeye fan, too.