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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

They may take our lives, but they'll never take...our bourbon!

Chris Johnson reports on a crime against humanity, taste and good sense--the threatened mass dumping of 2,400 bottles of Jack Daniel's.

This will not stand, man.

More seriously, this is stupid. Because of packaging, they're going to dump it. Really, Tennesseans, come on now. Or the rest of us are going to have to pull a Ulysses Grant, come on down there and open a barrel of Chattanooga Whup-Ass on y'all.

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