"Is it haunted?!"

My reaction to learning from our neighbor Shelly that a two bedroom house a half a block away is being offered for $29,000. Comes with garage and double-sized lot. Looks OK from the outside, albeit a little old and set on a slab.

No, I haven't misplaced a decimal nor have I transposed a number.

$29,000.

Seven years ago, you could have gotten $35,000 if the property were on fire and/or sporting a sewage geyser.

Michigan: Going Straight to Hell Faster Than Any Other State in the Union--and There's Not a Damn Thing Anyone Can Do About It!

OK--now back to my busy silent running mode.