Someone stole our cable Tuesday.
As in cable TV. Right in broad daylight.
No, seriously: thieves cut about forty feet of our cable feed from the side of our house.
He/she/them had a courteous streak, though--they made clean cuts, tucked the cut ends in and even caulked the hole where the cable fed into our house with some kind of silicon gel (helping us with the heating bill, I guess).
The cable repairman said he'd never seen anything like it. That made three of us.
My guess is that someone is enjoying free Comcast off a neighbor's feed tonight.