...and sorry, House of Stuart legitimists, it has to do with the descendants of the "Import-A-Kraut" policy the English used in the bad ol' days...
...the Duchess of Cambridge's official portrait was revealed.
To less than universal acclaim, he says with English understatement.
It looks like it is getting a slightly--but only slightly--better reception than Graham Sutherland's official portrait of Churchill ("It makes me look like a half-wit," he grumbled), which the Missus eventually destroyed.
I dunno--it doesn't look that bad.