Monday, October 15, 2012
I am converting to Islam.
I am building a giant cybernetic war badger in my basement.
I love the music of Marty Haugen.
I am receiving locutions from Krishna.
I think Obama is the only permissible electoral choice for Catholics in 2012.
I don't think women should ever wear pants or breastfeed in public.
OK--they can do the latter if they're wearing only pants.
Janeway is way better than Kirk and Picard combined.
The Dallas Cowboys are going to win the next three Super Bowls.
Or the Washington Redskins--whichever you hate more.
Yes, that outfit makes your ass look fat.
The best Stooge was Shemp.
Only Anglican orders are valid.
--I mean, seriously--is this thing on? Traffic is allegedly going up, but I'm feeling like a performance artist here.