Not a "wardrobe malfunction."
From our burgeoning Impending Gory Death of Western Civilization files, a Canadian hockey mom took a unique approach to taunting opposing fans at a pee-wee hockey tournament:
The incident reportedly happened during a confrontation that erupted mostly between parents of players on two opposing minor pee-wee teams: the York Toros and Mississauga Terriers. The teams played Monday night in Mississauga, west of Toronto.
In a letter to the league, a parent who witnessed the alleged incident called it "unfortunate" and "disturbing."
"She lifted her top well above her breasts. (Wearing a bra) she shook (her breasts) side to side," the woman wrote.
Ms. Maternal Expressions is nonplussed by the attention:
When reached by phone, the woman said she didn't want to discuss the matter.
"That's none of your business," she said.
Oy. I'd say it was pretty well everybody's business on November 29. I wonder how Junior feels about it?
William Luse, any thoughts?